Working in real estate we know, see and hear the jokes. So instead of defending, we lent into the funny side. I hope you do to!

You Tube Clip
https://inboundrem.com/real-estate-jokes

Written Jokes

Q: How many estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None! “The lightbulb is in excellent working order and comprised of a beautiful retro teardrop illuminator, offering original glass and metal features and located very centrally in the middle of the room. Local amenities abound and the property is serviced by a newly refurbished power cord connecting it to the ceiling. Nearby is a tasteful power switch to enable the purchaser to switch it on and off. Leasehold with share of power supply with lovingly improved wattage by the current owners. Would suit a professional couple or family looking for more light.”

J. The two-story house: My clients put in an offer on a two-story house. One story before the offer, another story after the offer.
J. The truck driver client: My truck driver client was such a pain. Kept saying he wanted a house with long haul ways.
J. Don’t trust the listing agent: A listing agent I know promises a free abacus with every closed deal, but I wouldn’t count on it.

Do you have a funny joke that you would like to share with us?